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The Nechung Oracle Program Thought for the Moment...

Speaking the Same Language: As director of communications I was asked to
prepare a memo reviewing our company's training programs and materials.  In
the body of the memo one of the sentences mentioned the "pedagogical approach"
used by one of the training manuals.  The day after I routed the memo to the
executive committee, I was called into the HR director's office and told that
the executive vice president wanted me out of the building by lunch.  When I
asked why, I was told that she wouldn't stand for "perverts" (pedophilia)?
working in her company.  Finally he showed me her copy of the memo, with her
demand that I be fired--and the word "pedagogical" circled in red.  The HR
manager was fairly reasonable, and once he looked the word up in his
dictionary, and made a copy of the definition to send back to her, he told me
not to worry.  He would take care of it.  Two days later a memo to the entire
staff came out--directing us that no words which could not be found in the
local Sunday newspaper could be used in company memos.  A month later, I
resigned.  In accordance with company policy, I created my resignation memo
by pasting words together from the Sunday paper.
  -- pointy haired boss contest.  (Taco Bell Corporation)

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